Forrest Gump say, "Life is like a box of chocolates.  You never know what you gonna get."  But that's not right, man!  'Cos if you gotta box of chocolates -- and even if you get one that you do not like so much, it's still a chocolate.  Right?  I mean, come on...

No, no, no.  I tell you what it is.  Life is like a box of rocks and chocolate.  And you are blind-folded, and you gotta pick with no looking.  And sometimes, you getta chocolate.  And sometimes, you getta rock.  And when you bite it, you break your teeth.